So after screwing around yesterday about how an Irish museum guard told me, "You're the spitting image of Val Kilmer, you are." I know that sounds like stereotyped dialogue, but life is damned cliche. Anyway, my visual joke was that I wasn't the older, chubbier Kilmer but The Doors' Kilmer.
So today I get an email from "Vals Helpers." That's right, Val has "helpers." How does one get helpers? Are these just obsessed fans? Mel, I'm looking at you. Or are they employees? Or a sad, sad Kilmer himself? Included was the message, "These are current. Taken - June 08 at a benefit in Beverly Hills." Here is one of these pictures of Val Kilmer, who presumably I am the spitting image of. Enjoy.