How Do I Cite My Comment on LiveJournal?

Did you know there's this thing called Twitter? I know! Right? Anyway, I don't tweet because I can barely semi-monthly blog and my facebook updates have become so obligatory I call my mom more often so I have room for the extra guilt for not facebooking.

Though I'm not a denizen of Tweetville, my friend Jeff pointed me to one that makes me want to join just to follow them: FakeAPStylebook. At Fake AP Stylebook you can find answers to all your unasked style questions and concerns. Here are just a few of my favorite examples:

• "The word 'totally' is redundant except when describing how rad something is."
• "Italicize words to give your story that gangsta lean."
• "'Teh' is a common misspelling of 'the.' Add it to your rival's spell-check dictionary. "

Oh and the answer to that pesky LiveJournal question: "Comments on LiveJournal posts do not need citations."

April Fools

So a student for an April Fool's prank slipped in a fake assignment: A Notated Bible-o-Graphy. Sadly true to the reality of research among most students, the sources were from old reliables like Wikipedia and "google." Though, this research "detailed" the JFK assassination conspiracy involving Beowulf armed with a Hans Solo blaster. An A if ever I saw one.

Pictured the flying spaghetti monster because "It talks about the religion and it is origin."

Ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What's funny about rape? What kind of Penthouse letters would Beckett write? What kind of sex advice would you get from a third grader? How long will you laugh at the insistence between a man and his dominatrix?

You should get the only literary magazine I've read cover to cover--I was going to say "in a long time," but why lie--ever! Monkeybicycle #5.

April Is the Cruelest Month

So after thinking all day about and almost missing it, I've finally come up with my April Fool's joke.

Here it is.

Hilarious, right?