What Rhymes with Orange?

Ever have people give you books just because you're a writer and a professor? Books no one wants. Not that anyone wants books anymore anyway. Books like Poets Guide to Publishing three years old, or How to Write a Children's Book and Get It Published, or The Writer's Digest Guide to Manuscript Formats from 1987 (that stuff don't change, right?).

But I have been given a Rhyming Dictionary, which is pretty cool and makes me think I should become a singer/songwriter. It's syringe, infringe, and scavenge, by the way.