I Look Like Val Kilmer Redux

So after screwing around yesterday about how an Irish museum guard told me, "You're the spitting image of Val Kilmer, you are." I know that sounds like stereotyped dialogue, but life is damned cliche. Anyway, my visual joke was that I wasn't the older, chubbier Kilmer but The Doors' Kilmer.

So today I get an email from "Vals Helpers." That's right, Val has "helpers." How does one get helpers? Are these just obsessed fans? Mel, I'm looking at you. Or are they employees? Or a sad, sad Kilmer himself? Included was the message, "These are current. Taken - June 08 at a benefit in Beverly Hills." Here is one of these pictures of Val Kilmer, who presumably I am the spitting image of. Enjoy.

I Am the Spitting Image of Val Kilmer

At least, that's what one of the museum guards at the National Museum at Collins Barracks told me. Clearly this person had to have done loads of acid and just finished watching The Doors before coming to work to make that mistake. I mean look at Kilmer on the left and me on the right...no resemblance whatsoever.