I have too many books. For example, here are some books that are cluttering my desk, and I wish desperately I could read but instead need to read others, and grade, and propose an honor class, and prep for the classes I'm teaching now, etc, etc:
Donald Barthelme's Forty Stories
Donald Barthelme's Sixty Stories
Martin Amis' London Fields
Toby Barlow's Sharp Teeth
And that's just the ones I can read the titles of through the clutter. That's a total of 100 Barthelme stories. I need to stop sleeping.