Thursday, February 14, 2008

Condiments Kill

I have food issues. One really: I don't eat condiments. This simple principle simply pisses people off for no apparent reason to me. And they demand to know why. My reply, "Why would you?" These so-called people clearly didn't grow up on the PSA below.


Alicia said...

A kindred spirit! I am always met with skeptical or disappointing looks when I announce that I will not have any condiments added to my food. Of course, any deviation from mainstream is highly discouraged in the South.

S. Craig Renfroe, Jr. said...

Amen, sister!